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Tequila Mockingbird

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Mans Best Friend and A Dog

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Drinking Again

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Toast'

Next Round Indicator

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

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