Drinking Buddies Pillows

Tequila Mockingbird

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Mans Best Friend and A Dog

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Drinking Again

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Toast'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.