Booze Buddies Pillows

Boozing aliens!

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

In case of falling markets break glass.