Boozy Buddy Pillows

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's 'ok' now to drink white wine with red wine."

'These are for Ken's homemade Chenin Blance. Trust me, you'll need them.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Next Round Indicator

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

My first mistake.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95