Boozy Buddy Mugs

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's 'ok' now to drink white wine with red wine."

'These are for Ken's homemade Chenin Blance. Trust me, you'll need them.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Wanna talk about it?

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'