Beer Buddy Mugs

'C'mon guy. You know I can't serve miners.'

Death: I don't have to worry about work/life balance.

'To enablers!'

'Boozer's Week.'

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Cause and Effect.

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

'I have this gut feeling that I should have another beer.'

"It's just that when I took you for dinner and a few beers I didn't realise you were still on the clock!"

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

'Football concussion - one beer too many at the game,and I fell off my seat.'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"You say I picked you up in a bar last night..I must have been really BOMBED!!"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

'Two beers, please -- and lose the chaser.'

'It's an old football injury.'

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

'You know, you really shouldn't bring him in here.' 'I know, but I hate to drink alone.'

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."

"Sir, would you mind changing places with me?"

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."

"Uh-oh... I forgot to buy my wife a card for Boss's Day."

"But, you guys literally just said you'd die for one."