Beer Garden Buddy Mugs

"My wife's always on ebay . . . but no-one's put a bid in for her yet. . ."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'We'll take it!'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Wanna talk about it?

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

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