Bar Buddy Pillows

"Fascinating!"

"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."

The Icebreaker

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"That sonuvabitch gave up watching the news."

Sports Bar ???

'Muriel says that our relationship has matured and she's ready to cash it in.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

"That's very offensive."

A giant glass of red wine

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