Bar Buddy Pillows

"Fascinating!"

"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."

The Icebreaker

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

"That sonuvabitch gave up watching the news."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Sports Bar ???

'Muriel says that our relationship has matured and she's ready to cash it in.'

'The doctor said I should cut down on my alcohol intake, so I've stopped eating wine gums.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

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