Barre Buddy Pillows

Ballet Shoes

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'I know it's gassy...'

Dogs

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

A giant glass of red wine

Wanna talk about it?

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.