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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'I know it's gassy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Wanna talk about it?

A giant glass of red wine

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'