Bar Night Buddy Gifts

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Next Round Indicator

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."