Bar Night Buddy Mugs

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'