Bar Hopping Buddy Mugs

Drunk dog.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Watching the football.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Next Round Indicator

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill