Bar Companion Mugs

"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

"I heard they mate for life."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Best friends without borders.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'