Barrel Bff Pillows

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Madoff and devil.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

One more please.

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

Bee Bar

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

Premier Cru

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Ballet Shoes

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

St. Bernard with Puppies

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Jumping the barrel.

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Very wishy-washy. . . really lacks conviction. . ."