Barrel Bff Pillows

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

A giant glass of red wine

Madoff and devil.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

One more please.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Bee Bar

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

Premier Cru

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Ballet Shoes

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

St. Bernard with Puppies

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Jumping the barrel.

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Very wishy-washy. . . really lacks conviction. . ."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."