Barrel Lover Pillows

If my recent vintage ages well, I'll be part of a very small group saying "2020 was a very good year."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

A giant glass of red wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'Single or double?'

Concerto for Two Horns

Minutes since the TV broke.

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

One more please.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'