Barn Lover Pillows

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Barn

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

"Ever eat a bird?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Lasso

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Ranch Dressing

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

Fried Chicken.

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

'If dogs named themselves...'

Growing up/growing out.

The Attorney Barn

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

'Eggs did come before chickens!'