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Fried Chicken.

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Ever eat a bird?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Playing pig

Boomerang cow.

'Leadership training.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

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"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

A cow ventriloquist.

Mummy?!

Haywatch

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

A cow on a drip.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.