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Fried Chicken.

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

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'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

A cow ventriloquist.

Haywatch

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Mummy?!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"I like friut flies!"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

A cow on a drip.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'