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Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Playing pig

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lasso

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Well...I filled it!

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Fried Chicken.

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

H2O

Growing up/growing out.

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

The Attorney Barn

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'