Barn Life T-Shirts

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Ever eat a bird?"

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Tender and Juicy.'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

The Attorney Barn

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...

Barn

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."