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'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Growing up/growing out.

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

The Attorney Barn

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...