Barn Life Aficionado T-Shirts

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Lasso

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Down On the Farm

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Abandon Sheep.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Fried Chicken.

Cow being clamped for milk.

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"