Barn Aficionado T-Shirts

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

No Soliciting

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

A Cow Striptease

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Directions to the Bar.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Am I an additional cost or an incidental expense?'

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'What a twist of fate!'