Bark Lover Pillows

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

No Soliciting

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Check out the old dude.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

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