Bark Embrace Lover Pillows

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

No Soliciting

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Headshot of perky dog.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."