Bark And Meow Lover Pillows

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

No Soliciting

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Cats

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

Heel! Toe!

'Stupid telebarketers.'