Romantic Bark Buddy Pillows

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog in love

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'He's barking mad!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.