Romantic Bark Buddy Gifts

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog in love

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'He's barking mad!'

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.