Barking Buddy Gifts

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Dog and bone

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

Beware of Dogs

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"All true, but their kind did invent the can opener."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

He gets mad at us when we bark at the mailman. Then he barks for hours at those tiny people in the box!

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Bitchbark Canoe

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Arf! Arf!'