Barking Enthusiast Gifts

"I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way."

"I bark and I bark but I never feel like I effect real change."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

Dog phrenology

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Janet Street Porter's Dog.

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Nature calling.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Noah tired of his dog.

Hounds of Heck!

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Out Of Order

"Sorry, but barking all night is in my job description."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

'He's always on heightened alert.'

Dog in therapy.

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

"This article says 'Area dogs applaud performance; humans call it incessantly infuriating!' Wow! Your barking on the back porch last night was a big hit!"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'