Barking Style Aficionado Gifts

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog phrenology

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog in therapy.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

A day in the life of a dog.

The Inner Dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."