'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'
Barking Banter Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of a barking banter enthusiast? Our collection offers amusing and clever products designed for those who cherish humorous canine conversations. From mugs to prints, each item adds a splash of fun to any dog lover’s day. Whether it’s a witty quote or a playful cartoon, these gifts are ideal for someone who appreciates the lighter side of dog ownership and enjoys sharing a laugh about their furry friend’s antics.
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"
'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
'Arf! Arf!'
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'
Dog phrenology
"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."
'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'
An Archeologic Dig
Dog in therapy.
"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."
"Sometimes I bark at nothing."
'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'
'He's barking mad!'
"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."
Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.
Sigh. They never ask me to play.
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"
"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."
It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.
"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."
"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."
'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'
'Here comes Ted.'
Barking Banter Lover Gifts Collection
Barking Banter Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of barking banter mugs and find the perfect fun companion for your morning coffee or tea ritual.
Barking Banter Lover Pillows
Check out our barking banter pillows to add humor and comfort to your living room or bedroom—great for dog lovers who value a good laugh.
Barking Banter Lover Prints
Browse our barking banter prints and bring a humorous touch to your home decor—ideal for brightening up any dog lover’s space.
Barking Banter Lover T-Shirts
Discover our barking banter t-shirts and wear your love for witty dog humor proudly—perfect for casual outings or relaxed weekends.