Barking Buddy Lover Gifts

Parping dog.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I found him on the internet.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog phrenology

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog in therapy.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'Can't one eat in peace!'