Bull Banter Lover Gifts

Bull

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Here comes Ted.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Triple Sock Cow

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"This time, she went too far."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Man shaking hands with a bull

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'