Bull Banter Lover Pillows

Bull

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Here comes Ted.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Triple Sock Cow

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

"This time, she went too far."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'