Animal Banter Lover Pillows

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Scary movie?'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Swine flu

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Hog Futures

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"