Bull Admirer Gifts

"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."

Happy Birthday

The Fourth Little Pig

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Kamikaze Colour

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Ta Da!...

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

GLOO!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Leadership never hibernates.

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

Things we need to acknowledge