Bull Admirer Gifts

"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."

Happy Birthday

The Fourth Little Pig

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Ta Da!...

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Leadership never hibernates.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

GLOO!