Buffalo Admirer Gifts

'Mr landlord, something went wrong... I said 'Give me a home where the Buffalo roam', not 'Give me a room in a Buffalo home''!

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

The Fourth Little Pig

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

GLOO!

Leadership never hibernates.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'