Buffalo Admirers Gifts

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Bear Porridge

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.