Buffalo Admirers Mugs

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Leadership never hibernates.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Bear Porridge

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'