Buffalo Lover Gifts

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"They say they won't deliver the pizzas if we're just roaming the plains: They need a fixed address..."

Buffalo Bill

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Faster, Georges, faster!

Billy. The Kid.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.