Buffalo Enthusiast Gifts

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Building a home where the buffalo roam wasn't one of your better ideas!"

A home where the buffalo roamed.

'I used to have a home where the Buffaloes roamed - but it's been repossessed.'

'Little help here?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Eat me"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"They’re real."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Pull the udder one

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"You're famous, Angus."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Phew, that was close."

THe UDDER Side

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'