Buffalo Enthusiast Gifts

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

A home where the buffalo roamed.

'I used to have a home where the Buffaloes roamed - but it's been repossessed.'

'Little help here?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Eat me"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"They’re real."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Phew, that was close."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You're famous, Angus."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'