Buffalo Collector Gifts

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Mummy?!

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Free Range Cows.

Bling Crosby.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Stampede!!'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

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