Buffalo Enthusiasts Gifts

Where the Buffalo Comb

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

It was an impulse buy.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'