Buffalo Enthusiasts Pillows

Where the Buffalo Comb

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"They’re real."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Carpet Cows

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

It was an impulse buy.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.