Buffalo Collector Pillows

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Mummy?!

Free Range Cows.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Bling Crosby.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Stampede!!'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Cow

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

'Serves me right for frowning.'