Buffalo Wing Enthusiast Gifts

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'Inform your grandfather that dropping a Buffalo wing into his Chateauneuf-du-Pape does not qualify as a 9-1-1 emergency.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Where the Buffalo Comb

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Buffalo Bill

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'I used to have a home where the Buffaloes roamed - but it's been repossessed.'

"Hmmm..."

"I died in Buffalo."

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"They say they won't deliver the pizzas if we're just roaming the plains: They need a fixed address..."

'I don't know why they call it the "Wild West"! It's more like the "Boring West" for us right?'

'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'