Buffalo Fan Gifts

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Ta Da!...

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Poser

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Teamwork

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'The grass is plastic, too.'

How do I know it's yours?

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

A heifer you can't refuse,...

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

Where the Buffalo Comb

Buffalo Bill

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'