Bull Fan Gifts

Ta Da!...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Touchdown!'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

Referee cop.

"Go deep!"

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Sports Medicine.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"No big screen TV to watch football for you. But I do see beer, lots of beer."

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.