Bull Riding Fan Gifts

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Ta Da!...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Boarway Show

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."